Naomi the Terrible is truly back (maybe)! She’s slapping down cameras in Cuba and possibly going after lessers in Paris. During yesterday’s Apple nerd jack-off session, Tim Cook shouldn’t have announced their $10,000 asshole badge called the gold Apple Watch. He should’ve announced that Apple is shutting down and closing their doors, because now that Naomi the Terrible has possibly returned, it’s time for her weapon of choice BlackBerry to rise to the top once again!
Page Six says that RiRi is the Helen of Troy of our time, because she’s got bitches fighting over her ass. A witness says that on Sunday night at a party for Dasha Zhukova’s Garage Magazine at club Castel in Paris, a chalk outline of Cara Delevingne’s brows almost ended up on the floor when she and Naomi Campbell got into it. One witness says that Naomi celebrated International Women’s Day by going after St. Vincent’s scissor sister for talking shit about RiRi.
The witness didn’t say what exactly Cara said about RiRi to piss of Naomi. Cara and RiRi are friendly and have hung out during Paris Fashion Week. Naomi got in Cara’s face and Cara fought back by trying to yank her weave and expose her chewed-up Styrofoam cup edges. Some weaves just aren’t snatch-able and Naomi’s is one of them.
“Naomi accused Cara of ‘disrespecting’ Rihanna and started yelling, before Naomi pushed Cara, who pushed back. Cara pulled Naomi’s weave, but it didn’t come off. Naomi was angry because she felt Cara had said something negative about Rihanna.”
Cara is either on a suicide mission or she snorted the wrong stuff and it destroyed the natural instinct we’re all born with. The natural instinct being to RUUUUUUUN whenever you see a mad Naomi coming toward you. A different witness said that Cara and Naomi pushed at each other for a bit:
“It was a noisy and packed party. Naomi was saying all these nonsensical things, she was ranting. There was a messy pushing match. Cara didn’t understand because there’s no problem between her and Rihanna. Cara didn’t want to be involved and was telling Naomi, ‘Get away from me!’ ”
Yet another witness said that Naomi left the party and went to another one where everybody was talking about the fight, but she was unbothered and “smiled angelically.”
Naomi said on Twatter today that the fight never happened and Page Six made it all up:
Don’t know where this story has come from about @Caradelevingne and I fighting! It is completely untrue, ignore the rumours XN
— Naomi Campbell (@NaomiCampbell) March 10, 2015
Part of me believes Naomi, because if Cara dared to fight her, we would’ve heard reports about a mob of people running out of that club while screaming. As soon as Cara tugged at Naomi’s bought-and-paid-for hair, the record would’ve scratched, the waiters would’ve dropped their trays, the DJ would’ve packed up and everyone, including the roaches, would’ve ran out of there. It would’ve been like a cartoon. Even Cara’s Sam the Eagle brows would’ve quit her face and headed toward the exit door. They may look like they’re strong and can handle some serious shit, but even they know they can’t take on Naomi Campbell. Naomi just has to slightly flinch at Cara and all her brows hair would fall off.
And here’s Cara dressed like an Amish grunge Little Lord Fauntleroy while leaving the Chanel show with Kendull Jenner who wore a jacket made of the skins of animals that were more useful to this planet than she is.
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