Night Crumbs

March 6, 2015 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift posted an “I Woke Up Like This” selfie on Instagram and she probably did wake up like that, because while she was asleep her makeup and hair people worked on her as her lighting people set up this shot. But the true star of this picture is her pussy who does a spot-on old school Renee Zellweger – Lainey Gossip¬†

What did Kanye West’s dress up mannequin do for attention today? – Drunken Stepfather

Somewhere, right this minute, a Cumberbitch is doing herself with one of Benedict Cumberbatch’s shoes – Celebitchy

Kim Richards is full of shit. The end. – Reality Tea

The Difficult Brown’s baby mother was married when he raw dogged her ¬†– The Superficial

The South Park goth kids look extra emo here – Jezebel

Conan O’Brien did the Cuban Rumba in Cuba and it looks exactly the way you’d expect it to look – Hollywood Tuna

Jared Leto shaved his eyebrows off too and now looks like an alien tweaker – Towleroad

What in going to church in the 80s HELL is Fergie wearing? – Popoholic

RIP (probably) AllegianceSOW

Iggy Azalea quit Instagram – IDLYITW

The season 4 Veep trailer has some Hugh Laurie in it – Pajiba

Jada Pinkett-Smith isn’t going back to Gotham next season, which means she’ll have a lot more time to have hot heterosexual sex with Will Smith all over the place – ICYDK

Zack Morris is naked and hung (and he wishes that black bar was accurate, because if it was he’d able to titty fuck himself) – Just Jared

Kristen Stewart says what she’s most fucking attracted to and surprisingly it’s not pit sniffers – Popsugar

Um, can I get a #1 through #30 please? – The Berry

Albert Maysles, who, along with his brother, gave us the gift that is Grey Gardens has gone up to heaven. A staunch character indeed. – Defamer

Pic: Instagram

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