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March 4, 2015 / Posted by:

Cousin Matthew from Downton Abbey is The Beast opposite Emma Watson’s Belle in the live-action Beauty and the Beast movie. That skinny thing is the Beast? If the movie was called Beauty and the Twink, then maybe, but the Beast? The Beast’s dick is probably bigger than him. Was Joe ManJello not available? Or Chyna even?  – Just Jared

Ryan Reynolds is guarding his kid’s name like it’s covered in rare diamonds and is the headlining piece at the Louvre – Lainey Gossip

Porsha Williams has no business being a member of the Fashion Police. She needs to be arrested by the Fashion PoliceReality Tea

Noel Gallagher has opened up the library and is reading tricks up and down – Celebitchy

With a little help from Photoshop, Jessica Simpson got back into her Daisy Dukes – The Superficial

Elsa “Tacky” Pataky is in Women’s Health UK looking like she’s trying really hard not to piss in that pool – Drunken Stepfather

For why did I not watch The Bachelor this season?! – Jezebel

The latest trailer for the Avengers: Age of Ultron is out and it’s probably the reason why the streets have turned into a river of nerd cream – Towleroad

What in the HELL kind of GD outfit is Ceiling Eyes wearing? – Hollywood Tuna

Congratulations hipsters, you may have a new lesbian it couple in Cara Delawhatever and St. VincentOMG Blog

Why did Demi Lovato wear a skirt made of tires? – Popoholic

Two things: 1) Wheelchair Jimmy is doing a 34-year-old bartender named Bernice and; 2) There’s a living human on this planet under the age of 75 named Bernice – IDLYITW

Here’s the short film that later became the longer film Whiplash and watch it if you can make it past that still of J.K. Simmons looking like a demon hairless cat sent from the depths of Hell to eat your face – Pajiba

Adam from Girls is scared of the Internet – ICYDK

And here’s a bunch of pictures of Nathan Fillion wearing too many clothes – The Berry

Kelly Clarkson pulled a “never heard of her” on a professional British troll who called her fat – HuffPo

Dear Scott Eastwood, the next time you do a topless staged photo shoot with the paps, can you please not wear that belt. It’s hard to fap with that fugliness blinding me – Popsugar

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