Night Crumbs

February 27, 2015 / Posted by:

NOT THE BEES: The Beyhive covered Kid Rock’s Instagram with bumblebee emojis for saying that their god Beyonce is considered the Queen of Music but doesn’t have classic hits like “Purple Rain” or “Sweet Home Alabama.” Let’s see a war between a syphilis rash and a bunch of crazed stans who should be doing their 7th grade homework. Point me to the section marked Team No One – Defamer

Future multiple Razzie winner Blake NotSoLively signs on to another movie that sounds like a cold turd – Lainey Gossip

JLo SANS Photoshop – Drunken Stepfather

Margot Robbie is a regular Sonya “The Black Widow” ThomasCelebitchy

John Stamos and Dave Coulier were the original Pussy Posse – The Superficial

Well, the good thing about Kim Kartrashian’s latex dress is that she can just easily wipe the piss off – Hollywood Tuna

And in news that’ll make you prolapse from shock, Juicy Joe from The Real Housewives of New Jersey is a shit dad and drunk – Reality Tea

Here’s the cut song sung by Meryl Streep from Into the Woods. And I’m slightly surprised that as soon as the director made the decision to cut one of Meryl’s songs, a lightning bolt from heaven didn’t strike him dead – Towleroad

I don’t know if I’d call Emmy Rossum’s stretch a sexy stretch. It looks more like she’s sneezing and farting at the same time. I guess it’s sexy if your sick ass is into that sort of thing – Popoholic

Sam Rockwell’s sweet moves take me higher, but his dancing is not “Christopher Walken in a Fatboy Slim video” levels of greatness – Pajiba

The hell kind of stuff is this dog on? – The Berry

Halle Berry on how the roles didn’t magically fall into her lap after winning the Oscar – HuffPo

Jenny McCarthy, will you stop drunk emailing Amanda Peet! – ICYDK

Jennifer Lawrence defends David O. Russell, sounds like a memaw while doing so, I mean, “malarkey“? – Popsugar

Katy Perry should write a diss track for the Left Shark for stealing the Halftime Show from her ass – HuffPo

Rosie O’Donnell files paper to legally quit her wife – Just Jared

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