The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Jaws Dropping As Lady Gaga Sang At The Oscars Tonight

February 22, 2015 / Posted by:

Lady CaCa sang a Sound of Music medley while wearing a bunch of clear trash bags at the Oscars tonight and I didn’t hate it… I actually kind of liked it. When she opened her mouth, I said, “Damn, she sounds good,” out loud. Is this the first stage of becoming a fucking Little Monster?! Quick! Quick! Somebody call a priest and stop this CaCa-loving demon inside of me before it grows more. But you know, I was expecting her to go full Gaga at one point. I thought Julie Andrews was going to come out and barf out red paint all over her as nuns in black latex bikinis fake fucked dancers in Nazi uniforms in the background. She probably pitched that to the Oscar producers.

Those gloves on the other hand. I don’t know whether she was about to do all the dishes or give a bull a prostate exam.


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