Anna Kendrick Would Like You To Know That Her Farts Smell Like Farts

Despite the fact that she looks like she was made in a lab using DNA from one of the lady mice from Cinderella and a teacup Yorkie, Anna Kendrick would like you to know she’s not as adorable as you might think. “Impossible!” just said the creepy dudes who keep sending her jewelery in the mail. During an interview with Net-A-Porter’s The Edit (via Uproxx), Anna was asked if one of the reasons she keeps it so real on Twitter is because she wants to come across as a real, normal person, she replied:

“I guess, maybe. It feels dishonest to me to let anybody in the world think that my farts smell like lavender, or something.”

Somewhere in a giant pizza-scented castle in Malibu, America’s fart-sniffing sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence just got very nervous that someone might be coming to snatch her crown. “Using farts to appear down-to-earth is MY THING, bitch!”

She also talked about how she’s looking forward to the kind of roles that would make Jenna Maroney dry heave before slapping her agent in the face:

“I know that things will be more complicated as an older actress, in ways that I can’t anticipate, but I would really enjoy getting to the point where the reason I’m getting roles or not isn’t based on if somebody thinks I’m hot enough. I feel like I’ve always been a character actress, and this is a blip in my career where I’m playing the ingénue. I’ll be a lot more comfortable and get excited when I’m playing women who aren’t supposed to be pretty.”

Well, I hope she’s good on her feet, because if she wants any of those old lady roles in the future, she’s going to have to fight Meryl Streep for them. Meryl Streep will live forever. Here’s more of Anna Kendrick in The Edit looking like a bored ballerina: