The Dutch TV station TV2 Nord reported outside of a Fifty Shades of Grey showing as it let out over the weekend, and when a dude saw the cameras, he turned around, walked the other way and tried to melt into the wall. Dude did the same move my ex-boyfriends do when they see me out in public walking toward them. There a few explanations for this:
1. He was mortified, embarrassed and was afraid that if he any of his family or friends found out that he went to see Fifty Shades, he’d be disowned by them and he would never be able to go out in public without someone pointing at him while saying, “There’s the only guy in the world who went to see Fifty Shades of Shit by himself!”
2. He told his piece that he was working late and didn’t want them to find out that he went to see that mess instead. His piece would later say to him, “I’d rather you cheat on me with some skank than go and see that. How will we ever show our faces again?”
3. He’s polite and didn’t want to ruin the shot.
4. He’s mortified and embarrassed, but is trying to pass it off like he doesn’t want to ruin the shot.
This sort of reminds me of when I went to see Spice World with some friends and they got mad at my ass when I loudly and proudly told the ticket dude that I’d like 3 for Spice World, because they thought we should’ve bought tickets for another movie and snuck into that shit the way normal people with dignity do. We’re not friends anymore, because how can you be friends with someone who is embarrassed to see Spice World?!
If this dude is embarrassed, he doesn’t need to be. It’s not like he got caught paying to see Mortdecai. He should’ve walked out of there with a relieved smile, because he made out of there without falling into a coma from boredom and he didn’t get glassed by a loud, horny, drunk mom.