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February 17, 2015 / Posted by:

Based on the new promos, Mad Men is going to the 70s and I refuse to be okay with it until I see the Hammaconda working a pube afro – Pajiba

That snow must be fake, because it didn’t melt as soon as Prince Hot Ginge stepped on it – Lainey GossipĀ 

Who needs Sam Taylor-Johnson as the director of the Fifty Shades of Shit sequels anyway? Let E.L. James direct, write and star as Ana in them! – Celebitchy

RiRi did a Phantom of the Paradise meets The Night Porter photo shoot for Another MagazineDrunken Stepfather

Christina Hendricks’ magnificent chichis look magnificent even when she’s dressed like a strict schoolmarm from the 1920s going to a funeral – Drunken Stepfather

No, Jessica Williams is not going to host The Daily ShowThe Superficial

Darren Criss from Glee is playing Hedwig on Broadway in April and if you’re in the NYC area, you better stock up on shaving cream now, because it’s going to take at least a few hundred thousand cans to shave his furry caterpillar brows off – Towleroad

Minka Kelly went to yoga class the other day, but I’m sure your local news already interrupted Judge Judy to tell you this – Popoholic

Amber Rose suits up in armor for her battle against Khloe Kardashian in the never-ending Whore Wars – Jezebel

Well, here’s the fake tattooed nalgas of the dude from The Kingsmen: Secret ServicesOMG Blog

Here’s the sexual preferences of zodiac signs and as a Gemini, I’d scream, “SPOT ON,” if it said that tricks on the Gemini-Cancer cusp are easy sluts with no standards – The Berry

Today in bad decisions: I’m predicting a hot mullet in this Drake fan’s future – HuffPo

FYI: Vince McMahon has cum gutters on his chest – Buzzfeed

Panty Creamer of the Day: Colin Farrell’s sweaty nips and ponytail – Just Jared

The new Ghostbusters show you what your face looks like while going through the different stages of being high on coke – Bustle

It’s so gracious of Bo Derek to play Tara Reid’s younger sister in Sharknado 3SOW

Wonky McValtrex actually wore panties – Egotastic!

Goodnight, beautiful French prince Louis JourdanBoy Culture

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