What Did Gary Busey Do On Friday? Oh, Not Much, Just Backed His Car Into A Lady

February 14, 2015 / Posted by:

Even though giant toothy ball of batshit crazy Gary Busey is playing life on Expert Level at all times, sometimes he fucks up and backs his car into a person in the parking lot of a grocery store. We all make mistakes, but Gary Busey’s are just that much more WTF worthy. TMZ says that on Friday afternoon, shit went down between Gary and a pedestrian as he was leaving a grocery store in Malibu. Instead of looking both ways behind him as he backed his car out of his parking spot, he was all “T.Y.I.G – trust your instincts, Gary” and just pulled out.

Unfortunately, there was a woman walking past his car when he pulled out and he hit her. But don’t worry, the woman Gary hit is fine. She suffered minor injuries, and was treated by paramedics before being released from the scene. However I’m sure the image of Fire Marshall Bill’s crazy grampa that flashed across the rear-view mirror moments before she was plowed down will haunt her forever.

I know driving can be difficult when the only thing your mind wants to concentrate on is how soon you can pop those Pizza Bagel Bites you just bought into the microwave, but you need to pay attention when you’re navigating the grocery store parking lot, Gary! Some of those things are built like the maze in The Shining. One time I was too distracted by the falafel sitting on my passenger seat and I drove my car over a concrete parking lot bumper. Yes, the falafel was delicious, but now my car makes a sound like two alley cats fucking. It’s never worth it, Gary!

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