Open Post: Hosted By Jane Fonda Bringing The Boom To The Grammys

February 9, 2015 / Posted by:

Not pictured: The dozens of hos who passed out after Jane Fonda struck a “It’s cute how you youngins think you got this when I have and always will have it” pose. When Jane Fonda puts her hand on her hip, emergency rooms call in every nurse they have on staff, because they know they’re going to have to treat thousands of people who suffered a concussion after fainting from being exposed to her hotness.

Jane Fonda set fire to the Golden Globes last month with her body and charisma, and she decided to once again give the people heatstroke by bringing her hotness to the Grammys last night. Jane made every trick and tramp feel several layers of inadequate when she showed up in a Balmain jumpsuit. Sources (read: the sources in my head) tell me that Prince was planning to wear this exact jumpsuit to the Grammys last night, but when his crystal ball afro showed him the vision of Jane wearing it, he quickly changed into an inmate uniform from the Lisa Frank Penitentiary. Even Prince knows not to compete with Jane Fonda, bitch.

And thanks to Nicki Minaj, every time I read the name “Balmain” I think of the lyric: “He tossed my salad like his name Romaine/And when we done I make him buy me Balmain.” So yeah, I’m having a good time right now while picturing Jane Fonda and her freshly drenched b-hole shopping for Balmain with her man.

Pics:, Splash

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