Open Post: Hosted By Lady Gaga And Tony Bennett At The MusiCares Person Of The Year Gala

February 7, 2015 / Posted by:

The 25th MusiCares Person of the Year Gala was held last night honoring life legend Bob Dylan, and I wasn’t aware that he was friends with elderly crooner Tony Bennett, but I guess they are, because Tony was there. Not that I’m complaining! Tony Bennett makes every event a little more peppy and/or zesty. And he decided his date for the evening would be his current friend and singing partner Lady Gaga, which is always a risky move, because you never know what that bitch will show up in.

Thankfully, Gaga showed up showered and not wearing an outfit made out of trash stolen from the dumpster behind a fire-damaged Hobby Lobby. Which is to say she looks…good? I know, start donating all your old winter clothes to the people of Hell, because they clearly need them. She looks like a real old school gold digger. You know, the type of gold digger who confidently clips the tags off her gown before wearing it out of the house, because they know they’re going to see a return on their investment.

And the “Hiya daddy, can I have some money for the craps table?” look on her face is a nice extra touch. Very authentic. I feel like at any moment, Tony is going to make a joke about her being a real firecracker as Lady Gaga giggles and swats at him, like “Oh, you!

Pics: Splash

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