It’s been a little over four months since come-to-life Robert Crumb cartoon Amber Rose quit her 1-year marriage to human-sized weed bud Wiz Khalifa, and already they’ve managed to pack in more divorce drama than most people could do in twice the time. And naturally, most of it has been happening on Twitter, because Amber and Wiz are very mature adults. So it should come as a shock to absolutely no one that Wiz Khalifa went on a long-ass melodramatic rant about his ex-wife two nights ago on Twitter. Wiz never gets into specifics about what set off him off, but it sounds like something went down with their 1-year-old son Sebastian.
“Foul creature?” Correct me if I’m wrong, but I do believe it’s considered a Class-1 felony to refer to a demure bald goddess of high class and pudding-assed sophistication like Amber Rose in such a tasteless way. Speaking of, Amber Rose has yet to comment on Wiz’s beautiful online air kiss to her, but I’m sure she will soon enough, because it’s pretty much how they communicate now.
And I get that divorces are a mess fest, but don’t normal people usually keep that shit off Twitter? It was my understanding that all the passive-aggressive divorce drama happens on Facebook. You know, it starts by someone changing their status from married to it’s complicated, followed by a stock image picture of a sunset with a vague-sounding “I guess the sun sets on some ppl’s fairy tale…“, followed by an epic 400-word rant titled U Think U Know Some 1 that ends with the words “…but I’m going to be the bigger person by not talking about it.” Come on Wiz, didn’t they teach you that in Messy Divorces 101?