“Yeah…so just a heads up, you might want to go by ‘Milo’ on Grindr.”
During an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Tuesday night, Meg Griffin’s real-life Bizarro World counterpart Mila Kunis admitted that when she first started dating the Kelso to her Jackie, human smirk Ashton Kutcher, he was all about tech shit and apps and being a low-budget Steve Jobs (you know, before he actually became a low-budget Steve Jobs). And one of the apps he introduced her to was a little-known location-based fuck app he was considering investing in called Tinder:
“When we started dating, Tinder hadn’t been really out yet. And he was like, ‘So babe, you know, I got this thing that I’m thinking about. You need to do me a favor and look at this app. Download [it].’ I was like, no problem. I’m on this thing going, ‘What is this?!’ Like, swiping things left and right. I was like, ‘This is amazing!’ This is stuff that I do at home. He makes me go on all of these websites. What’s the gay version of Tinder? Grindr! I’ve been on Grindr.”
Sure, sure – it was all just for research. I’m sure he was never like “So babe, we need to make sure these apps actually work. Do you mind swiping right on like, 10-20 people you think are hot? You know, just to make sure it works. And then maybe see if they’d be into a hypothetical threesome? Again, just research.”
But I still don’t understand why Ashton chose Mila as his Tinder/Grindr guinea pig, and not his perpetually-horny human boner friend Wilmer Valderrama? Or maybe he tried, but Tinder and Grindr kept sending 404 error – are you sure you want to do that? messages whenever users swiped right on him.
Here’s Mila arriving and leaving Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night: