Johnny Depp Knows Mortdecai Sucked And He Might Quit His Agent

January 28, 2015 / Posted by:

Human clothing donation bin Johnny Depp has made some incredibly shitty movies lately. For every What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, there’s 8 Dark Shadows. His latest crap sandwich of course is Mortdecai, a movie that appears to be a 2-hour long moustache commercial starring Johnny Depp doing a lazy impression of Steve Martin’s Inspector Clouseau. Well, it appears Mortdecai might be the poop that broke the camel’s diaper (whatever the hell that means), because Page Six says he’s considering quitting his agent of 27 years Tracey Jacobs.

Johnny has been with Tracey and United Talent Agency since he was on 21 Jump Street (that’s the definition of a ride or die bitch, in my option), but he’s allegedly “devastated” over his recent string of flops at the box office and thinks it might be time to move on before he makes another Transcendence or The Tourist. And according to a source, he’s approached ScarJo and Leo DiCaprio’s manager Rick Yorn. You know, because a dude who convinces you to do We Bought A Zoo or The Great Gatsby would never steer you wrong. Of course, when asked about the possibility of Johnny breaking up with Tracey, Johnny’s spokesperson Robin Baum said “This is not correct information…this is not true.

Maybe Johnny is quitting Tracey and wants to keep this all on the low, or maybe that source has busted ears and heard him wrong? Maybe Johnny was referring to how devastated he was after he forgot his floppy hat in a box at the office. Or maybe it was all just druggy pirate talk, like when he told reporters earlier today that he was attacked by a chupacabra.

Here’s Johnny at a photocall for Mortdecai in Tokyo today looking like he’d rather be at a soap and shower convention than still be promoting this shit:


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