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January 27, 2015 / Posted by:

Presenting, Gloom and Doom at the Chanel couture show in Paris today. If you’re thinking that Kunty Karl looks more miserable and grumpy than usual, it’s because minutes before that picture was taken he put his lips up to Kristen Stewart’s mouth to suck her soul out and nothing came out! Ghoul is hungry – Lainey Gossip 

After Taylor Swift’s bellybutton shocked the Internet, it went back into hiding – Drunken Stepfather

Tom Sandoval’s supposed jump-off talks about having shitty period sex with him – Reality Tea

Screw Chris Pratt as Indiana Jones. Since they’re doing an all-female Ghostbusters, they should do an all-female Indiana Jones starring Kimmy GibblerThe Superficial

Rebel Wilson thinks that fat chicks do better in comedy and nobody really finds hot people funny. Um, she obviously doesn’t know of the most beautiful and funniest woman in the world Ann JillianJezebel

At the end of the rebooted Fantastic Four trailer when that guy says, “Get ready for what’s coming?” and Miles Teller say,  “What is coming?” I thought the other guy was going to say, “I am cumming.” I’ve been watching a lot of porn, obviously – Towleroad

I don’t go to the gym, but if I did, the first picture would be me – The Berry

And here’s your minute-ly dose of Hilary Duff walking – Popoholic

What in Knott’s Berry Farm character costume HELL is Jason Momoa wearing? – Celebitchy

Netflix sticks the tip in by releasing a teaser trailer for the Wet Hot American Summer series – Pajiba

Pirate booty (and it’s not Johnny Depp’s) alert! – OMG Blog

Woman’s Day made Duchess Kate look like a strung out and stoned Meat LoafPopsugar

The low tide jokes write themselves. Right, Brandi Glanville? – Hollywood Tuna

Channing Tatum impersonated his kid taking a caca, because that’s something the world needed to see – HuffPo

Katie Holmes is going to be on Ray Donovan and here’s hoping that Abby Donovan unleashes a can of Irish crazy on her ass – ICYDK

Cindra Ladd becomes the 4,567,987,987th woman in the world to accuse Bill Cosby of rape  – Just Jared

FYI: Mandy Moore looked like a lost Brady as a kid – SOW

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