Night Crumbs

January 22, 2015 / Posted by:

This is Jude Law at the NYC screening of his movie “Black Sea” and either he’s trying to cover up his creeping hairline with his luxurious curls or a family of guinea pigs with no eyes moved onto the top of his head. Whatever, I still would. (Jude, not the family of no-eyed guinea pigs.) – Lainey Gossip 

I almost didn’t recognize Miley Cyrus with her nipples covered – Drunken Stepfather

Oh please, I’m sure George Clooney and Amal Clooney’s marriage contract is longer than 4 months – Celebitchy

I’m okay with Jeana Keoough going back to The Real Housewives of Orange County as long as she brings her hot, dumb son with her – Reality Tea

I read this as the “Unbreakable Kimmy Gibbler” and nearly fell out of myself – Towleroad

The new Carl’s Jr. spokestits looks like a hologram mash-up of Jessica Simpson, Kate Upton and maybe a dash of Clay AikenWWTDD

In a surprise twist, the CHIN of NBC isn’t totally backing up Bill CosbyThe Superficial

That girl who isn’t Lea Michele from Glee and Whiplash is the new Supergirl. If CBS doesn’t bring back Faye Dunaway as Selena, I swear… – Jezebel

Speaking of Lea Michele, the dude’s face behind her says everything I’m feeling – Popoholic

Only the fashion icon of our time Bai Ling could think to tear off the hem of a little girl’s funeral-going dress and wear it as a top – Hollywood Tuna


Michelle “Not The White One” Williams confronts Mike Huckabee and defends the deity who gave her LIFE – Popsugar

When Oliver Hudson says “kiss it where the sun don’t shine,” he really fucking means it. The sun has never shone there – OMG Blog

Madge’sartistic rapist” has been caught – Boy Culture

FINALLY, we have an answer to one of life’s greatest mysteries: “Why doesn’t Jennifer Garner wear red lipstick?”- ICYDK

So many “and we vomited while listening to you sing it” jokes, so little time – HuffPo

Charlize Theron did a shoot for Esquire – IDLYITW

That buff kid from Wizards of Waverly Place is playing Ronald Reagan in a biopic. Yes, I typed that right. I meant to type  Ronald Reagan and not Ronald McDonald – Pajiba

Pic: Getty

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