I think this may be the first time Lindsay Lohan will receive a check from an automotive insurance company that has nothing to do with an accident she caused. According to TMZ, the Apricot Ashtray is currently shooting a commercial for the Allstate’s online brother, Esurance. “Wait, didn’t we try to sue them before?” thought a confused wine-drunk Dina as she wakes up from underneath a pile of throw pillows on the couch. No Dina, that was E-Trade. Shhhh – go back to sleep.
TMZ says that Lindsay is shooting the commercial in Long Beach and they’re guessing that it might run during the Super Bowl. It could, but I like to imagine it will air at 3am between 1-900-SEX-CHAT commercials. Horny insomniacs are a very lucrative untapped market, and Lindsay Lohan’s sexy ashtray voice is perfect for saying lines like: “Do you want to chat with someone in your area about a car insurance quote? It’s free to call, and you’ll always be satisfied with the results. Call Esurance today – hot local representatives are standing by.”
And I guess this commercial is being filmed entirely in front of a green screen, since Lindsay Lohan can’t go within 10 feet of a car without the collision insurance skyrocketing to $4.3 million. Unless Esurance has a huge-ass budget for this thing, in which case they might even let her sit in the front seat with the keys in the ignition. And just like that, every vehicle in the Long Beach area just got very, very nervous.