Chris Brown Would Like To Remind You Just How Arrogant Chris Brown Is

January 18, 2015 / Posted by:

That sound you just heard was James Brown and Michael Jackson dragging a cloud-shaped chair across the floor in Heaven and telling that delusional trick to have a seat.

Earlier this morning, the human definition of the words “Oh, fuck right off” pulled out his phone, opened up Twitter, and proceeded to remind us all that he’s still Noted Asshole Type Chris Brown by tweeting a list of legendary music greats that included James Brown, Michael Jackson, and for some mind-boggling reason, Chris Brown. Apparently EVERYONE FUCKING ELSE didn’t make the cut. Oh well, I’m sure that Stevie Wonder, Al Green, and the ghost of Marvin Gaye just breathed a huge sigh of relief, because honestly, being mentioned in the same sentence as Chris Brown is a mug you don’t wanna chug.

But James Brown and MJ better watch their backs, because it sounds like that hungry bitch Breezy is coming for their asses:

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Well, he’s not wrong. He’s already the greatest at dragging his piece on Instagram, the greatest reason to stay out of the club, and the greatest at getting his ass kicked out of rehab. So what does he want to be the greatest of this time? Greatest at being a mess and getting your probation revoked multiple times? I believe in you, Chris Brown!

And I’m still not clear on why Chris Brown included himself in that list with James Brown and Michael Jackson. It’s clearly not talent based. Maybe it’s just a random list of famous singers from oldest to youngest, or a list of the last 3 Wikipedia pages he read? That’s got to be it.

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