It’s been five months since Christina Aguilera asked a delivery room nurse to lube up her down lows with a silicone-based tinted foundation primer (“I want my baby’s first make-up experience to be special” she said, as she prepared the adhesive on a set of infant-sized false eyelashes) and pushed out her future Disney Channel star Summer Rain, and we finally have a picture of her. Sort of. Earlier today, Xtina introduced us to her baby with fiancé Matt Rutler by tweeting a photo of her laying on a rug. At least I assume it’s a rug: she could be scaling the side of the Shaggin’ Wagon from Dumb and Dumber or laying on the skinned corpse of the Snuggle Bear for all we know.
Since Xtina didn’t post a photo of her face, there’s not much we know about Summer Rain. But according to her embroidered diaper cover, she’s a lil’ diva (awwww, just like her mommy). She also has hair, two hands, and a foot. Maybe Xtina chose not to post a picture of her face for privacy reasons, but if I know Xtina, it’s because Summer Rain hasn’t quite mastered the art of subtle contouring and foundation application. Or maybe Summer Rain wasn’t happy with the way her mommy drew on her eyebrows and she was crawling away to find some baby wipes.
Then again, if I were Summer Rain (and I’m not, because life truly isn’t fair), I’d be hiding my face in shame if I knew I had the words Lil’ Diva written in Curlz (CURLZ!) emblazoned across my butt.