Open Post: Hosted By The Grand Return Of John Travolta’s Wig

January 17, 2015 / Posted by:

Here’s John Travolta delivering some lace front glamour with a side of sass at The 12th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards in L.A. last night. I’m sure the sight of Travolta working that man wig made your b-hole pucker so hard that it got stuck to your seat, so I’ll wait here as you pry it off.

The other day, the entire wig industry cried themselves into the fetal position when Reddit spit up that picture of Scientology’s sweetheart smiling without his hair on while posing with a hot piece he met in an empty gym at 3 in the morning. Seeing John Travolta proudly show off his bald head made the wig industry question their future. But they can get up off of the floor and live again, because John Travolta and his pony mane wig are back together. All is right in the wig industry again. Thank Xenu!


Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

Comments are closed.

alt="drupal analytics" >