Hot Slut Of The Day!

Manchas, the mascot of the Mexican dairy company Alpura who busts out scalding hot mooooves like he’s the finalist in a dance competition where the prize is cash and his rent, car payment, water bill and cable bill was due yesterday. Manchas’ milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard.

I thought that decades would go by before someone set the edges of my soul on fire with their blazing dance moves the way that the West Virginian Lord of the Dance did, but I thought wrong. Because in Mehico, Manchas the Cow is serving up a buffet full of dance moves and he’s doing it for free. Apparently, Manachas has been melting the mantequilla and bringing world-class entertainment to supermercados in Mexico for years.

However much the human dance machine in that Manchas suit is getting paid, they’re not getting paid enough. They’re thrusting their crotch in a hot ass cow suit for God knows how long and they don’t pass out while doing so. They’re a Plushies wet dream come to life. They’re giving it like a Zumba instructor on E.

Manchas must do this a lot and this kind of shit must happen all the time, because I don’t understand how all those people are casually walking by like “eh.” How is it possible that they’re all not dropping it low in front of Manchas and popping their ass up like a junior high school at the dance when the chaperones aren’t watching? When life hands you a turnt up cow, you push your cart to the side and get freaky next to it (No Plushie).

via Buzzfeed