Hot Slut Of The Day!
Charlie Brown, the Labradoodle who gets his haircut like people!
Charlie Brown had already had a wash and a cut at the groomers, but decided that his fur game needed to be taken to the next level (read: his human decided he needed to be an overnight viral star and get that YouTube ad money) so he went to a salon in Cranston, Rhode Island for a little trim. Charlie Brown is the perfect salon client, because he doesn’t act a mess, he keeps still and he doesn’t shit at the mouth about his problems. Charlie Brown has also proven to me that it’s possible for a dog to go a full 2 minutes without licking his own asshole.
Before you scream about how that salon is violating all the health codes, let me tell your ass that Charlie Brown is probably cleaner than some humans. I mean, every time Johnny Depp goes to the salon to get his mop of grease trimmed, they probably have to fumigate and tarp the chair he sat on afterward.
Wednesday’s HSOTD was a dog who takes the bus to the park by herself and now here’s a dog who stays still while getting his haircut. They’re becoming people. It’s beginning… Welcome to the Dawn of the Planet of the Pooches.
via Buzzfeed