Hot Slut Of The Day!

Kai, the adorable Shar-pei from who found his ass homeless after his owner or owners left him at a train station in Scotland with all his worldly belongings in a suitcase.

Last Friday afternoon, a human with a heart made of Lucifer’s dried tears dropped off Kai and all his stuff (a bowl, some food, a pillow and a toy) at a train station and said, “Good luck, kid,” before walking out of his life forever. Who knows why that human stopped caring about Kai like their name was Pimp Mama Kris and Kai was Rob Kardashian. Maybe that human lost their job and couldn’t afford to take care of Kai anymore? Maybe they’re Paris Hilton-levels of fucking stupid and didn’t know you have to feed a living thing and take care of it. Maybe they thought you just cuddle with them when you want to and dress them up? Who knows why they decided to not look for a home for Kai and instead left him at a train station in Scotland.

ABC News says that Kai was eventually taken to the Scottish Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. They found out what his name is because he was microchipped. When they tracked down the address on the microchip, it led them to his original owner who sold Kai in 2013 through the site Gumtree (which is like Craigslist). That human had no information on who they sold Kai to. How the hell can you not have any information on the trick you sold your dog to? I hope they at least checked to make sure the trick’s name wasn’t Michael Vick.

Kai is currently up for adoption and since his story has gone viral, the SSPCA has gotten dozens of offers to adopt him. (“Of course everyone wants the pretty, fresh and famous bitch” said every shelter dog) Kai’s human isn’t off the hook even though they probably thought they were being nice by leaving Kai with his stuff. Abandoning an animal is illegal in Scotland and could result in the abandoner being banned from ever owning another animal again. The Scottish SPCA said this:

“Regardless of the fact Kai was left with his belongings, this was still a cruel incident and we are keen to identify the person responsible.”

I know that humans abandon living things daily, if not hourly, if not minutely, but I’d like to think that Kai ran away. Kai met a hot bitch on Growlr (it’s like Grindr for dogs) and they planned to meet at that train station and run away to Greenland to raise dairy cattle on a farm together. Yeah, that’s it.

Now that Kai has gone viral and is famous, he’ll probably get all sorts of endorsements and a Lifetime movie. In a few months when Forbes reports that he has taken over Kim Kartrashian’s spot as the richest pet in the world, his owners will probably show up at the front gate of his estate and beg him to take them back. Kai will wave them away and get his bodyguards to escort them out of his face.