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Keebler Chachos!

No, you’re not still wasted and blurry-eyed from New Year’s (I think). That picture is in drunk bitch vision, because I couldn’t find a Hi-Res, crystal clear picture of a bag of Keebler Chachos on the Internet. I can easily find a picture of any part on any Kartrashian on the Internet, but yet I can’t find a clear picture of a much more culturally important product. For shame. Oh, Internet, you’ve done me wrong for the first time this year. Actually, that’s not true. The Internet did me wrong a few days ago when I typed “ginger gay orgy” on Pornhub and nothing came up.

Keebler Chachos (Side note: If I ever get another chihuahua, its name will be Keebler Chachos) were pushed into stores by those carb-pushing elves sometime in the late 80s and it stayed around until the early 2000s. While most chips were made from corn or potatoes, Chachos were made from flour. They came in three flavors: original, Cheesy Quesadilla and Cinnamon Crispana. I only had Cinnamon Crispana. It was like a casual sopapilla.

A brand of chips called Chachos exist today, but they have nothing to do with Keebler. They’re made with corn instead of flour. But Keebler Chachos will forever live inside us and what I mean by that is that the commercial’s song hasn’t left my brain since the 90s.