Open Post: Hosted By Simon Cowell Taking His Tiny Doggies For A Walk

January 3, 2015 / Posted by:

You’re probably like “What dogs???“, since your eyes are no doubt having trouble focusing on anything besides that hot Speedo-wrapped ass. And no – not the bronzed piece on the left. I’m referring to the one in the upper right-hand corner. He’s serving up passed-out sex on a beach, and it’s doing things to me. I like a man who knows his way around a mid-afternoon sand nap.

Human chinchilla Simon Cowell is currently on vacation in Barbados with his baby mama Lauren Silverman, but sadly, he can’t spend his days getting ripped in the hotel pool, because he brought his army of dogs, and dogs need to be walked all the time. So here he is taking his furry puppies for a walk while also getting a little sun on his furry chest puppies. Is it just me, or is Simon looking a little less furry in the chest area? I bet it’s because he as forced to do a little trimming after his three dogs looked up one day and started to act all territorial over what they thought were two new terrier puppies moving in on their turf.

And why does it look like Simon’s dog friends are trying to make a break for it? Don’t they know he’s rich as hell? Someone needs to teach those dogs that you’re supposed to run towards money, not away from it.

Pics: Splash

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