Leonardo DiCaprio Celebrated New Years Exactly Like How You’d Think He Would

January 3, 2015 / Posted by:

Surrounded by model types on a fancy French island, vaping his hobo face off. Although that could be any day for Leonardo DiCaprio, really; it just happened to be New Years Day. According to The Daily Mail, Jack Nicholson Jr. rang in the new year on a beach in St. Barts with a boat full of bikini models, and none of them were his bottom bitch Toni Garrn, which means they are probably officially officially over, right?  How could you not spend NYE counting down from 60 with wealthy elf Ryan Seacrest without your best ho? That’s practically a NYE felony.

But something seems off about these pictures of Leo on Babe Island. First of all, there are less than a dozen babes in bikinis. I mean, in this picture alone, I can only count four. FOUR?!? What happened? Did the S.S. Snatch Catcher capsize on its way to St. Barts and they all had to swim to Babe Island? Are there 35 to 40 model types currently lost at sea? Should someone send out in a search and rescue helicopter? Second, is one of the models wearing shorts? I thought all model types were required to turn in their clothing to Leo’s unpaid intern Lukas Haas before they were allowed to hang out with Leo. Finally, why is Leo holding his own vape? Maybe that last one isn’t that strange; I guess I just assumed he would puff out of a pussy, hands-free.

Here’s more of Leo on Babe Island in St. Barts with this week’s stable of 20-year-old model types before they all climbed aboard a dinghy and set sail into the middle of the ocean so Leo could supplement his missing dinghy sluts with a couple of hot 20-year-old mermaids.

Pics: Splash

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