Jennifer Aniston Wants You To Know That The Tabloids Are “B.S.”

December 31, 2014 / Posted by:

Ah, “B.S.” – the first non-swear swear I ever worked into my regular rotation of playground insults as a kid. Nothing felt more satisfying than hissing “you’re full of B.S.” to a kid named Brandon who claimed he was related to Vanilla Ice. So, thank you, Jennifer Aniston, for that walk down memory lane.

E! says that during an upcoming interview with CBS Sunday Morning set to air January 4th (set your alarm clocks!) Jenny got to talking about tabloids, aka those paper things which her picture is always printed on paired with a headline about either babies or weddings or HEADED FOR SPLITSVILLE!!! or how much she hates St. Angie. Rachel Green admits the obvious – that they’re nothing but a steaming pile of LIES – and that she and her hot bulgy hipster fiance Justin Theroux don’t pay any attention to them:

“I think I used to really, there was a period where I was hell bent on saying, ‘That’s not true, that’s not right, that’s not fair.’ And now I just think you have to let it roll off your back and you realize, I think everyone knows it’s all B.S. and like a soap opera on paper. The main thing is to try to just keep refocusing back on what you know is true and what makes you guys happy. We know what our truth is. That’s all just static.”

What? You mean all those stories about Miley Cyrus marrying Bat Boy and Khloe Kardashian being knocked up with a litter of wookieelings aren’t true? NO! I refuse to believe it. My blind faith in tabloid journalism is all I have. Besides, how else am I supposed to pass the time while waiting in line at Loblaws to buy my weekly basket full of No Name Diet Cola? I need to know how much Jennifer Aniston and St. Angie still hate each other according to an anonymous source!

Pic: CBS Sunday Morning

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