Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks Women Are Too Mean To Other Women

December 31, 2014 / Posted by:

During an interview with Harper’s Bazaar UK, Gwyneth Paltrow confessed that she thinks women are too mean to each other. I know – how rich. Pot, meet snobby cunty $2,985 hand-forged imported steel kettle. I guess she’s already forgotten about that time she got into a shady passive aggressive cake feud with her life nemesis Martha Stewart.

“Women really need to examine why they’re so vitriolic to other women; why they want to twist words, why they want to read about someone else in a negative light and why that feels good to them… But I also know a huge tribe of women who are loving and supportive of other women, in ways that are completely transformative.”

She then added: “I am so supportive of the women in my life. For example, one time I offered to let a friend stay in my guest house after I realized she didn’t have an imported Italian beluga fin filtered oxygen system in every room in her home. I mean, gross, right? She was breathing in regular air. I also noticed the clothing her children were wearing were all off the rack, so I offered her an organic trash bag filled with Apple’s old couture. I am just such a good friend.

Obviously the delusion is thick with this one, so it should come as no surprise that it gets thicker. Goopy also admitted that being born to a well-connected producer and actress and being the goddaughter of the guy who made E.T. had nothing to do with her success, because she’s worked for everything she has (please prepare your eyes for a workout, as they will inevitably roll at the following quote):

“My father was totally self-made. I grew up with the benefit of a great education and a beautiful house, but my father always said, ‘The day you leave, that’s it. You’re not getting anything,’ and he stuck to it. He was so hardcore about me making my own way. I’ve earned everything myself, and I’ve never taken any money from anyone – my father really pounded that into me, so I got the message.”

You hear that? Bythe Danner’s daughter doesn’t have to name-drop because Blythe Danner’s daughter is a hustler! Here’s more of Goopy looking like Photoshop farted on an airbrushed T-shirt stand in Harper’s Bazaar:

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