Night Crumbs
Brit Brit Spears and her new piece have known each other for approximately 15 seconds, but she’s already introduced him to her Cheetolings and posed with him in a Christmas picture while wearing matching pajamas. Even the gayelles are saying to her, “Slow down, bitch, slow down!” – Lainey Gossip
Frostbitten nips be damned, Chelsea Handler’s titty knobs are still fighting the fight against Instagram – The Superficial
Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter have been spreading their goth genitals on other pieces for over a year now – Celebitchy
Apollo Nida visit from Phaedra Parks and his sons, but he didn’t get one on Christmas Day – Reality Tea
Don Lemon actually won a journalism award! – Towleroad
Salma Hayek and her magnificent chichis spent the holidays on a yacht, because that’s usually how the wives of billionaires spend their holidays – WWTDD
Gay porn stars read mean tweets – OMG Blog
And now for a feel-good video that will bring a smile to your face and warmth to your soul – Gawker
The author of Brokeback Mountain wishes she would have never written Brokeback Mountain – Instinct Magazine
Cosmo Photoshopped a new face into Khloe Kartrashian – Drunken Stepfather
Usher, come and get your child and give him a good spanking, because it’s not cute when babies lie – Just Jared
If you need a palate cleanser after looking at Justin Bieber’s face in the link above, here’s an old man telling a dirty joke – Hollywood Tuna
It was very nice of Evangeline Lilly to give rats a nice nest to live in – Popoholic
Evan Ross is no longer going to be the least-talented Ross – Jezebel
Judd Apatow slaps down the venues that are hosting Bill Cosby’s stand-up show – HuffPo
The “help me” look in that dog’s eye gives away the answer – ICYDK
This Wheel of Fortune contestant is magic or a really good guesser – Popsugar
Every one of these Disney princess rings look like Taylor Swift’s idea of the perfect engagement ring – The Berry
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