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Jennifer Runyon, Fake Cindy from 1988’s A Very Brady Christmas Special!

Geri Reischl, Fake Jan from The Brady Bunch Hour, is the most famous fakes of the Fake Bradys (Jan, Marcia and Cindy) and she gets all the fake Brady glory, but on this Christmas Eve Day we honor Jennifer Runyon who was Fake Cindy in the Brady Christmas TV movie. Susan Olsen was the only original cast member who skipped out on filming A Very Brady Christmas and Wikipedia says it’s because she was on her honeymoon during production. “She was on her honeymoon” sounds like a very sweet way of saying “She wanted more money and those bitches wouldn’t pay up.”

Jennifer Runyon was brought in to replace Susan Olsen as Cindy Brady. Up until then, Jennifer did a lot of TV work including a few episodes of Another World and she was Scott Baio’s girlfriend in the first season of Charles In Charge. In A Very Brady Christmas, Mike and Carol can’t agree on where to go for the holidays, so they decide instead to use the vacation money they’ve saved up to fly all of their brat ass, ungrateful kids home for Christmas. None of the Brady kids are into it because their lives are a mess.

Cindy is at college and since she’s lived her life in the shadows of her older brothers and sisters, she’s trying to be independent and shit and has made plans to go skiing in Aspen for Christmas. But we all know the real reason why Fake Cindy doesn’t want to go home for Christmas. It’s because she’s Fake Cindy! She Talented Mr. Ripley’d the real Cindy Brady by killing her and living her life. They don’t tell us this, but they also don’t explain why Cindy has a new face and no lisp.

All the Brady kids go back home and nobody notices that Cindy is a fraud! But in their defense, it’s not like they paid attention to Cindy growing up. Cindy could’ve been played a dog painted up as a panda and they still wouldn’t notice. Poor Cindy! Fake Cindy is the only one who has a heart, though. When Mike Brady gets trapped in a building he designed after it collapses due to the shitty work of a shady businessman, Fake Cindy is the only one who physically consoles Carol Brady and she does it while wearing one of the uniforms that Sue Ellen designed in Don’t Tell Mom The Baby Sitter’s Dead.

Let Carol and Fake Cindy serenade you on this Christmas Eve Day:

Viva Fake Cindy!