Night Crumbs

December 15, 2014 / Posted by:

ScarJo says she has an “okay” body. I see what you’re doing, ScarJo! She probably said that, because if she would’ve said, “My body is spectacular and my magnicificent chichis can cure impotence,” everyone would’ve called her a conceited bitch – HuffPo

Former legendary home wrecker Sienna Miller does Vogue. 7 years ago, Sienna Miller would’ve done Vogue, asked Vogue to leave its wife and then dumped it for a new piece. Those were the days! – Lainey Gossip

And yet Marky Mark still hasn’t spit out a simple “I’m sowwy” to the dudes he beat – Celebitchy

If by “party” they mean golden showers and selfies, then the answer is an all caps YES – Reality Tea

Ariana Grande Latte ho ho hos it up for Santa – Drunken Stepfather

The Difficult Brown is going to be really jealous when he sees his new girl choking and wrestling with other guys – The Superficial

I cannot say whether or not I think Jennifer Lawrence’s bodyguard is a hot piece until I see him naked and covered in oil – Jezebel

Kyle from Smash is playing a gay villain in The Flash. That rhymed. – Towleroad

Excuse me while I throw a match into my closet, because this weekend I wore an outfit that’s really similar to the shit that Kristen Stewart is wearing – Popoholic

Here’s the Apple ad that is making some sappy saps cry and is making me roll my eyes at the granddaughter for making it all about HER – The Berry

This is blasphemy and I want one stuffed in my stocking – OMG Blog

Michael Keaton is secure with his bathood, thankyouverymuch – Pajiba

I’m assuming Wonky McValtrex was wearing chonies, because if she wasn’t then Cannes would’ve probably been evacuated by now – WWTDD

Okay, but why is the former Miss World wearing bedazzled weapons on her shoulders? – Hollywood Tuna

Eddie Redmayne FINALLY gets into the Oscar campaign game by getting married. Your move, Cumberbatch – ICYDK

The name Carly Lauren means nothing to my brain, but she is serving loads of delicate elegance – IDLYITW

Liam Hemsworth models the shit out of a sleeveless shirt from a fashion line by Gaston from Beauty and the BeastPopsugar

This might very well be the cruelest kind of animal abuse – Boy Culture

“I Was Feeling My Look” should be tattooed across Kim Kartrashian’s forehead because it’s pretty much what she’s feeling at all times – Just Jared

Pic: C Magazine

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