Sorry, Kim K, A New Fame Whore App Is About To Rule The Game

The time has finally come for another fame whore app to knock Kim Kartrashian’s Turducken ass of the list of Top 10 Grossing iPhone apps and Lindsay Lohan’s busted fame whore app is just the app to do it. Because escort gigs and selling hot goods on eBay doesn’t pay the bills the way it used to, LiLo has put out a new app game called “The Price of Fame.” What a wonderful business idea since LiLo’s other app ventures have gone so smoothly!

“The Price of Fame” looks like it cost the price of an empty 8-ball baggie. It’s low-budget, messy, doesn’t make sense and looks like its glory days were in the early 2000s. Just like LiLo herself. “The Price of Fame” is a stolen Family Dollar Febreze can version of Kummy Kakes’ stupid app game. Behold, the trailer:

If their target demographic is first graders who are addicted to coke and Adderall, they nailed it. Was the LiLo in the game modeled after LiLo in Freaky Friday, because she looks like a child in mom clothes.

TechCrunch says the graphics are supposed to look like that. Andy Ross, guitarist for OK Go, programmed the game and brought LiLo onboard, because he felt she “had the right energy” for it. In other words, he knows that she’ll put her name on anything. LiLo dribbled out this statement that totally wasn’t written by her publicist:

“I love this game and am happy to be part of it. It’s so much fun! I’m thrilled to have worked with Space Inch on this. Programmer Andy Ross, guitarist of OK Go, did a great job. He understood what I wanted and the game captures a great part of culture and our current media society. This app is humerous, smart, and engaging.”

I would download that game, but that trailer didn’t sell me. Where’s the challenge where you have to hit a trick in the head with a bottle for looking at you funny? Where’s the challenge where you have to smuggle a necklace out of a jewelry store in your snatch without security finding out? Where’s the challenge where you have to hit as many strollers as possible with your Porsche while your coked-up mom sits in the passenger seat and tries not to barf on you? Hopefully all of that will be in the first update.

And here’s the app mogul looking as fresh as a saliva bubble on a baby swan’s tongue while leaving London’s Chiltern Firehouse in a coat made of her old weaves.

Pics: Wenn.com