Abigail Breslin Swears She Wasn’t Swiping At Taylor Swift When She Tweeted About An Emotionally Unstable Cat Lady
Former Oscar-nominated child actress and current enemy of 5 Seconds of Summer’s 13-year-old obsessed superfans Abigail Breslin might have taken a subtle swipe at professional popular girl Taylor Swift last night by tweeting a reference to Tay Tay’s song “Blank Space” and changing the line “Cause darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream” to the following:
Obviously, she could be tweeting about any number of famous emotionally unstable cat ladies, like the crazy cat lady from The Simpsons, or…uh…well, that’s pretty much it. But UsWeekly seems to think she was hissing at the crazy cat lady’s pretty human counterpart Taylor Swift. According to UsWeekly, Abigail might have been throwing shade at Tay Tay after she got chummy with Abigail’s ex and the subject of her recently released breakup song “You Suck” Michael Clifford on Twitter. Taylor had congratulated Michael on 5SOS’s performance at the American Music Awards, then asked if he wanted to be Twitter BFFs.
Now, I’m not a teenager, but I’m assuming this pissed Abigail off, considering most people compared her to a low-budget Taylor Swift when “You Suck” hit their ears. But according to Abigail Breslin, even though she was referencing a Taylor Swift song and describing Tay Tay to a T, she wasn’t hissing at the Butterscotch Prom Queen:
A quick peek over at Abigail’s Instagram shows that she does have several cats (including a new one that moved into her house last Sunday), so she is telling the truth that she’s a cat lady. But until we receive confirmation from her therapist, there’s no way to determine whether or not she’s also emotionally unstable.
Meanwhile, cut to Taylor Swift sitting on her pink ruffle canopy bed with her cats
Gretchen and Karen Meredith and Olivia Benson and hissing “OMG, emotionally unstable cat lady? That’s MY thing! Why is she so obsessed with me? Hey, this gives me an idea for a song…”. And speaking of Tay Tay, here she is doing her daily pap walk while looking like Vanity Smurf’s girlfriend yesterday: