Zoe Saldana Finally Gave Birth To The Twins Living Inside Her

December 11, 2014 / Posted by:

I say “finally”, because it honestly seems like forever since I wrote about her getting knocked up. Only July? That can’t be right. Was there a recent tear in the space-time continuum that I’m not aware of? Whatever, I’ll look it up later. What really matters here is that Kit from Crossroads (aka Zoe Saldana) and her hot Hipster Fabio husband Marco Perego are now the parents to a set of twin babies.

According to The Mirror, Zoe gave birth in a Los Angeles hospital on Monday, but not much else is known. We don’t know if she had boys or girls, what their names are, or if they exited the womb with a full head of their father’s gorgeous hair blowing in slow-motion. The last one is really the only one I care about. A friend (Lucy and/or Mimi) says this about Zoe and her new babies:

“Zoe and Marco are delighted. Zoe has been ready to drop for some time and they are both ecstatic to be meeting the twins. This a dream come true for both of them, they are absolutely delighted. They have been looking forward this day for the last nine months. Both want a big family so this is the start.”

Hmmm, I wonder if they’re delighted. Zoe has hissed at the media before about invading her privacy, so I have a feeling we won’t know much about her babies until some blabbermouth (*cough* BRITNEY SPEARS *cough*) spills the beans. Until then, I’m going to assume they named their babies something very hipster-y. Don’t let me down, Zoe and Marco – I’ve got $20 on the names “Writer Compass” and “Weather Nutmeg” in the Dlisted hipster baby name pool.

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