Open Post: Hosted By A Field Of Red Flowers Attacking Emily Blunt

December 9, 2014 / Posted by:

We don’t even need to say shit, because Emily Blunt knows. Her face knows.

Emily Blunt (Side note: I’m really disappointed in my local weed shop for not selling a blunt called Emily Blunt) took the Into the Woods theme all the way at last night’s NYC premiere when she wore a Dolce & Gabbana dress that made her look like the 1950s mistress of a mobster who showed up to his burial unannounced and got attacked with carnations by his wife and family members before fleeing into the forest. Carnations! Not even roses! Emily Blunt’s titty flower dress distracted me so much that while going through the pictures from last night’s premiere I forgot got to bitch about how Bernadette Peters should be there because she should be the one playing The Witch and Meryl Streep needs to be arrested for shamelessly stealing her role.

If Meryl Streep was arrested for stealing Bernadette Peters’ role (which she should), she’d probably win an Oscar for her mug shot.

Here’s a million more pictures from last night’s premiere including some of Meryl Streep wearing black rope licorice and Project Runway All-Star judge Alyssa Milano (yes, she’s judging fashion)¬†looking like a messy pirate wench going to a business meeting.


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