Night Crumbs

December 4, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

Meryl Streep’s oven would not cooperate on Thanksgiving so she had to use Goopy Paltrow’s oven. Two things: 1) She’s fucking Meryl Streep! I thought she just put her uncooked stuff in the oven and minutes later production quickly switches it out with perfectly cooked food. 2) I hope she did humanity a major favor by switching out Goopy’s blended pearl shampoo with Suave – Lainey Gossip

And so begins Kendull Jenner’s “gayelle for attention” phase – Drunken Stepfather

We knew it was bound to happen and it finally did: Gloria Allred entered the messy, sad Bill Cosby situation – Celebitchy

Kingsley Richards is free from those crazy bitches on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Reality Tea

Chris Rock goes in on racism in Hollywood and I get what he’s saying but I’m kind of distracted by the way it looks like he’s trying not to choke on the douche fumes wafting off of Kanye – The Superficial

If you’ve been looking for some bedroom wallpaper that will make you piss out of fear and cum out of joy at the same time, look no further – Hollywood Tuna

Zoe Kravitz carrying her cocktail in the ocean makes me wonder what a salt water and fish shit martini would taste like – WWTDD

Rosario Dawson’s dress looks like a wedding gown made out of recycled lace panties and bras – Popoholic

The Looking season 2 trailer is out and I think I spotted half of a Scott Bakula nip – Towleroad

Meanwhile, Whitney Port still exists and is in a bikini – Popsugar

Yes, this post is filled with a buffet of hot pieces, but it’s also filled with a buffet of fugly towels – The Berry

Well, Scott Baio is a giant tampon so the dog got it right – SOW

I thought this headline read that Krysten Ritter is playing Jenny Jones in a series and I got so confused – Pajiba

I’m just going to tell myself that Joe ManJello and Sofia Vergara went cock ring shopping – PITNB

I don’t know what this says about me, but I’d totally do Daniel Powter today – Buzzfeed

Tyler Perry named his baby Aman, which is what he usually prays for at night – Just Jared

George Clooney wants to bust out the turkey baster now – ICYDK

Lil Wayne wants to quit his record label – HuffPo

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