Night Crumbs

December 4, 2014 / Posted by:

Meryl Streep’s oven would not cooperate on Thanksgiving so she had to use Goopy Paltrow’s oven. Two things: 1) She’s fucking Meryl Streep! I thought she just put her uncooked stuff in the oven and minutes later production quickly switches it out with perfectly cooked food. 2) I hope she did humanity a major favor by switching out Goopy’s blended pearl shampoo with Suave – Lainey Gossip

And so begins Kendull Jenner’s “gayelle for attention” phase – Drunken Stepfather

We knew it was bound to happen and it finally did: Gloria Allred entered the messy, sad Bill Cosby situation – Celebitchy

Kingsley Richards is free from those crazy bitches on the Real Housewives of Beverly HillsReality Tea

Chris Rock goes in on racism in Hollywood and I get what he’s saying but I’m kind of distracted by the way it looks like he’s trying not to choke on the douche fumes wafting off of KanyeThe Superficial

If you’ve been looking for some bedroom wallpaper that will make you piss out of fear and cum out of joy at the same time, look no further – Hollywood Tuna

Zoe Kravitz carrying her cocktail in the ocean makes me wonder what a salt water and fish shit martini would taste like – WWTDD

Rosario Dawson’s dress looks like a wedding gown made out of recycled lace panties and bras – Popoholic

The Looking season 2 trailer is out and I think I spotted half of a Scott Bakula nip – Towleroad

Meanwhile, Whitney Port still exists and is in a bikini – Popsugar

Yes, this post is filled with a buffet of hot pieces, but it’s also filled with a buffet of fugly towels – The Berry

Well, Scott Baio is a giant tampon so the dog got it right – SOW

I thought this headline read that Krysten Ritter┬áis playing Jenny Jones in a series and I got so confused – Pajiba

I’m just going to tell myself that Joe ManJello and Sofia Vergara went cock ring shopping – PITNB

I don’t know what this says about me, but I’d totally do Daniel Powter today – Buzzfeed

Tyler Perry named his baby Aman, which is what he usually prays for at night – Just Jared

George Clooney wants to bust out the turkey baster now – ICYDK

Lil Wayne wants to quit his record label – HuffPo

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