Night Crumbs

December 3, 2014 / Posted by:

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp’s wedding isn’t happening anytime soon, because their relationship is in “turmoil.” Is “turmoil” that oily stuff that Amber Heard has to scrub off of her body every time she does Johnny Depp’s dirty ass? I didn’t know there was a name for it – Lainey Gossip 

Kunty Karl must be screwing with Cara Delawhatever and Kendull Jenner by putting them in those Little House on the Prairie maid outfits and I love him for it – Celebitchy

Even without the 10 layers of Photoshop, Naomi Campbell’s still got it – Drunken Stepfather

Snooki’s new husband spent their honeymoon in court – Reality Tea 

Tracy Jordan might’ve called out Bill Cosby’s alleged rapist ways in 2009 – The Superficial 

I just watched this Sia parody in its entirety and I’m disappointed that there wasn’t at least one nutsack slip – Hollywood Tuna 

Dear Lisa Vanderpump, Andy Cohen doesn’t want to do you, okay? – Towleroad

Olga Kurylenko’s hair looks like it got a visit from a box of Feria – Popoholic

Katie Price wears a stunning top that is an exact replica of her coochie lips – WWTDD

Behold, the velvet painting of The Mighty O that Gayle King has hanging over her bed. Meanwhile, that lion does not love being part of Oprah’s ridiculousness – Jezebel

“But what about ME?!!!!!” said Stacey DashPajiba

Sean Penn might be passing his charbroiled, grizzled peen to another – ICYDK

Whoever is responsible for Hot Topic-izing Jem should be arrested immediately – OMG Blog

That Angel better sleep with both eyes open, because that devil child Ariana Grande Latte will not forget this and is coming for her in the dead of night – HuffPo

Even Cyber Monday is a threat to the physical safety of our people! –  SOW

Jimmy Fallon is a dad again – Popsugar

Famous people and their mini-mes, or tall-mes  in some cases – The Berry 

Miley Cyrus looks like the broken condom baby that Angelyne made with a brain dead My Little Pony while high on Ecstasy – Just Jared

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