Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 3, 2014 / Posted by:

The Lord of Dance (And Sex) who set a club in West Virginia on fire with his hot, sweet moves while dancing to Salt-N-Pepa’s “Push It.” 

The answer to the question “So you think you can dance?” has finally been answered. The answer is no you can’t. Nobody can dance the way this machine of hot moves can dance. The 10 or 15 people who were at West Virginia’s hottest club (served with not a drop of sarcasm, because I want to go to there) the night this went down are now pregnant, because as soon as this beacon of rhythm started popping his crotch, everybody in there got knocked up. I won’t say anything more, because words are cheap when compared to these world class moves. Before you press play, take every birth control pill you can get your hand on and tape a condom over your eyes, because if you don’t you will feel a tingle in your gut and a pucker in your butt when this dancing adonis in pulled-up cargo pants lays down the raw sex. His cell phone belt purse is the hot cherry on this 10-scoops of hotness sundae. Chris Christie who? THIS is how you do it.

You’re pregnant, right? Dude pushed it, pulled it, slapped it and swayed it REAL good. When he went down on one knee, I went down too, because I had to pick my up prostate which fell out of my ass after witnessing that hot move. Since everything on the Internet is fake and we’re constantly lied to, this is probably the Evolution of Dance dude in disguise, but I’m going to choose to believe that talent and sexiness like this lives in West Virginia.

This guy’s partner gets a HSOTD honorable mention, because she’s also killing hos with that outfit and moves. Together they prove that West Virginia really is for lovers. Our modern day Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers have been found.

(For Shannon)

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