So Ariana Grande Latte Performed At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Tonight….

December 2, 2014 / Posted by:

That moment when a model wonders how she accidentally walked into the Gap Kids Lingerie Fashion Show instead of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

Whenever you see a picture of Ariana Grande Latte, you can almost hear Bette Midler channel Angry Subway Dad by screaming, “Sit your whore ass down!” At the Victoria’s Secret Show in London tonight, Bette Midler’s favorite pop singer and idol Ariana Grande Latte performed while looking like a go-go dancer at a baby rave. Ariana had her choice of VS outfits and that’s the shit she went with? She went with a sequined black funeral diaper and oversized Lisa Frank handkerchiefs? But really, who cares what Ariana Grande wore. Nobody cares, because the night belonged to Taylor Swift!

I know I keep calling it the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, but it’s really called The Taylor Swift In Lingerie Spectacular (featuring her BFF Karlie Kloss, some other VS models, Ariana Grande Latte, that ginger hobbit and Hozier). Taylor was casting director, model and star performer. Victoria’s Secret is that she’s Taylor’s #1 fan.

While going through the ten million pictures from tonight’s show, I learned something I really didn’t know before. When you put Tay Tay’s tatas in a push-up bra, they look like they were visited by Tori Spelling’s plastic surgeon.



So that’s the blank space she sings about in that song!

Pics:, Splash

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