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Willie Murphy, the 77-year-old memaw who doesn’t need a chancleta to whoop your ass when you act wrong, because her guns will do the trick just fine.

One-handed pull-ups, one-handed pushups and fingertip pushups are just three of a thousand things that this badass grandma can do and I can’t. I’ve never heard of fingertip pushups before. The Hell is that fuckery? We as a society have gone too far with the whole exercise fad (Yes, exercise is a long-term fad that’s just taking a really long time to go away) when we’re doing fingertip pushups. I would never. If I broke my fingertips, how would I scoop coconut pecan frosting right out of the tub?

While many grandmas burn calories by opening a Werther’s Original, Grandma Willie burns all the calories by lifting weights heavier than her. Grandma Willie started lifting only a few years ago, but she’s already a champion. Granny Willie was named Lifter of the Year by the World Natural Powerlifting Federation in Riverdale, GA. The 105 pound granny of steel can deadlift 215 pounds. The Grandma-age Mutant Ninja Turtle tells USA Today that she took up weightlifting 4 years ago after seeing a sign for a weightlifting competition at her local YMCA. Since then, she hasn’t stopped. She trains 3 days a week and keeps her body strong by eating the diet of the gods: Pizza Hut and rum cocktails.

Granny Willie says she doesn’t need help from a young ho, because she can do almost anything on her own. She’s even pushed her car out of the snow when it got stuck. Go, granny, go!

Granny Willie is a true inspiration. She didn’t start lifting until she was in her 70s, so that means I’ve got a good 40 years before I even have to think about looking at a barbell. Thank you, Granny Willie!