Scott Stapp Was Recently Placed On A 72-Hour Psych Hold And Apparently Sees Visions Of People On Fire

It was reported yesterday that former lead growler of Creed Scott Stapp was dead broke, fucked up on crystal meth, and living in a van down by the river Holiday Inn somewhere in Atlanta, but it turns out things are a lot worse for Scotty than we thought.

TMZ says Scott’s life started turning into a soggy pile of turkey stuffing on November 10th, when he left a message for the dean of his children’s school informing them that be believed ISIS had targeted the school for an attack. Then on November 13th, Florida police found Scott Stapp wandering around on the side of the road incoherently rambling about someone trying to poison him and placed him on a 72-hour psych hold. Then to make matters messier, Scott’s estranged wife Jaclyn filed legal documents during his time in lock-up claiming that Scott has a bunch of guns and has threatened to kill himself and his AA sponsor.

Jaclyn also says that Scott hears voices, is super paranoid, and has seen visions of people on fire, all of which is the result of binging on weed, steroids, coke, crystal meth, PCP, Special K (the drug, not the cereal), and various prescription drugs. “Oh, so I guess I’m not good enough for your fancy fucked-up Florida drug party?” hissed bath salts.

Damn, if this isn’t the definition of a Jesus Take The Meth Pipe situation, then I don’t know what is. This is almost TOO crazy. I bet even Jesus is probably making excuses for why he can’t fly down to Atlanta (where Scott is currently hiding from ISIS and the fire people) and clean up this mess. “I…uh…have this thing at 3:00pm that I can’t move. Maybe St. Peter can take it?“