Someone decided to do a little experiment and stage a spaghetti eating contest between their Golden Retriever and their German Shepard to see who truly is the Mama June (sans that whole dating pedos shit) of the dog world. About 1 millisecond into it, it becomes one hundred percent clear that the German Shepard likes to savor his food and the Golden Retriever is happy to live up to his reputation by making that food disappear in the blink of an eye. That’s some abracadabra eating. If the Tramp from Lady and the Tramp was a Golden Retriever, that spaghetti scene would’ve been totally different.
Maybe that Golden Retriever vacuumed up that sketti, because he didn’t want the German Shepard to get to it first. Maybe that German Shepard took his sweet time, because he knew that if the Golden Retriever tried to steal his sketti, he could take that thieving ho in a fight. The Golden Retriever thought about stealing for a second before he decided that it’d be kind of hard to eat anything if the German Shepard bit his mouth off.
This isn’t surprising, because if the dog hero of the obedience course taught us anything it’s that Golden Retrievers do not fuck around when it comes to food.