Kirk Cameron has been on a roll lately. The child star turned evangelical turd is on a mission to save Christmas (and whatever is left os his diarrhea dingle of a career) and he recently shat up a stocking coal of a movie called Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas. Kirk’s latest shit show is only at 8% (with an audience score of 39%) on Rotten Tomatoes and most critics say watching it is like opening up a box full of wet dog caca. Kirk has been begging his “fans” to flood Rotten Tomatoes with positive reviews to bring his movie’s percentage up. It’s what Jesus would want them to do. While in the middle of desperately trying to take his movie from rotten to fresh, Everything Is Terrible posted an entertainingly fucked up supercut of Kirk Cameron and some other dude talking about gays on The Way Of The Master Television.
The clip was made by the duo Deeper Understanding and they do what Everything Is Terrible does: they take old videos and edit them (sometimes out of context) into hilarious supercuts. The video shows Kirk and one of his partners in Christian foolery teaching people about “homosexuals” and how to save “homosexuals.” Kirk has done it before with gang members and it was just as messy. After Everything Is Terrible posted it on Thursday, it went everywhere and was eventually yanked off of YouTube. One of the creators told HuffPo that they knew it would get a few laughs, but didn’t know it would spread everywhere. He also said that they didn’t need to purposefully make Kirk look like an intolerant bag of cold shit, because he does a good job of that on his own.
I’ve noticed a lot of comments made that our edit is portraying Kirk purposely in a negative light. Yes, we did cherry-pick some of the more outrageous quotes and some things are presented out of context, but if you watch the entire, unedited video, the message of intolerance and hate is exactly the same.
If you haven’t watched that mess, you can watch it at EIT’s FB page. Here’s just some of the dingles that fell out of Kirk and his friend’s mouth in the video:
– “We’re all born with a SINFUL nature.”
– “The real problem with the way many Christians try to witness to someone who’s gay is that they do not understand that homosexuality is one particular branch on the deep-rooted tree of the sinful tree.”
– “We’re not homophobic, we’re sinaphobic.”
– “If we fail to be blunt and straight forward about that sin, we’re doing a disservice to our gay friends.”
What I learned from that video is that Kirk Cameron has pretty much always been obsessed with gay sex and he’s more obsessed with gay sex than I am! That’s saying a lot, because my usual thought pattern looks like this: Gay sex, gay sex, gay sex, gay sex, straight sex, gay sex, Martika, Golden Girls, kittens, In-N-Out, gay sex, weed, gay sex, gay, sex. If you’re ever around Kirk and he starts to get the sweats and has to excuse himself to pray, he was probably hit with the thought of a dick going into a b-hole. He’s always got gay sex on the brain.
The only good reason to watch that mess of a clip is for the short part where the “gay lifestyle” is shown. Get into this 80s tea dance glamour!
Kirk probably handpicked that clip himself. I always figured he had an eye for fabulousness.
Kirk doesn’t know shit as usual. That scene right there is the direct opposite of wrong and sinful. I see all kinds of right in that scene. Watching that dude in the Beetlejuice leotard and fannypack hit the beat with his hips felt like getting kissed in the eyes by the angels. He is taking me to heaven.