Open Post: Hosted By Queso The Backwards Walking Dog

November 16, 2014 / Posted by:

Dogs are weird. Some dogs love putting panties in their bellies, other dogs are deathly afraid of flies (see: my fly-hating dog) and then there’s Queso who has a phobia of doorways and will only go ass first through one. Ass first IS a good way to go through life. The video of Queso going butt first through a doorway comes with a slow motion shot and I didn’t really need to see a dog’s ass in slow motion, but at this point anything is better than seeing Kim Kartrashian’s greasy ass again.

Queso’s human says that she’s had him ever since he was a baby dog and he’s always been a scaredy cat trapped in the body of a pit bull:

Queso is afraid of lots of things, like the kitchen floor, the printer, and especially doorways. But Queso is a survivor! He deals with his fear of walking into a room (terrifying!) by walking in backwards.

I’m sure there’s a million theories for why Queso lets his ass walk into a room before he does. (“Queso and me are one, because I let Ashton Kutcher walk into a room before me too!” – Mila Kunis) I’m going to guess that Queso is proud of his moonwalk skills and likes to watch himself in the mirror as he does it. Sure, Queso’s moonwalk needs a little work, but it’s better than RiRi’s moonwalk. Then again, a taxidermied sloth’s moonwalk is better than RiRi’s.

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