Night Crumbs

Daniel Day-Lewis got knighted by a bored faced Prince William today. If only Prince Expired Chia Pet Head knew that DDL, being the extreme thespian that he is, had a production designer build an exact replica of that velvet stool and spent 8 weeks straight kneeling in a suit in preparation for this day – Celebitchy

Meanwhile, I’m just over here wishing that Prince Hot Ginge would “knight me“while wearing that uniform if you know what I mean – Lainey Gossip

June the Hutt did an interview with Dr. Phil in case you have the urge to barf all of your internal organs out – The Superficial

Kate Upton’s chichis are selling video games now – Drunken Stepfather

Kelly Brook pet a puppy and no, that’s not a euphemism – IDLYITW

I’m not sure what has more plastic in it: Kim Kartrashian, KYJelly Jenner’s face or her ratty extensions? – WWTDD

Speaking of a plastic fiesta – Reality Tea

In other words, Adam Levine has totally fapped to the image of Blake Shelton power drilling him – Towleroad

Toni Garrn’s lips mourn their breakup with Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s cheesy peen by wearing black – Hollywood Tuna

I’m pretty sure Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio Salad are wearing the losing dresses from last night’s Project Runway – Popoholic

Do you really want to swallow something called a ramnut? – SOW

I’ve been naked less often around boyfriends than James Franco is naked around Seth Rogen. Will they fuck already? – Pajiba

The Latina Madame puppet who goes by the name Naya Rivera got all the attention she wanted – HuffPo

This is what the cast of the Gilmore Girls looks like now – The Berry

“Here, here, it belongs to you now” said Pimp Mama Kris while handing her Mother of the Century trophy to June the Hutt – ICYDK

Jamie Dornan and his beard should never break up – Popsugar

Billy Cosby dropped out of The Late Show with David Letterman too – HuffPo