Night Crumbs

November 14, 2014 / Posted by:

Daniel Day-Lewis got knighted by a bored faced Prince William today. If only Prince Expired Chia Pet Head knew that DDL, being the extreme thespian that he is, had a production designer build an exact replica of that velvet stool and spent 8 weeks straight kneeling in a suit in preparation for this day – Celebitchy

Meanwhile, I’m just over here wishing that Prince Hot Ginge would “knight me“while wearing that uniform if you know what I mean – Lainey Gossip

June the Hutt did an interview with Dr. Phil in case you have the urge to barf all of your internal organs out – The Superficial

Kate Upton’s chichis are selling video games now – Drunken Stepfather

Kelly Brook pet a puppy and no, that’s not a euphemism – IDLYITW

I’m not sure what has more plastic in it: Kim Kartrashian, KYJelly Jenner’s face or her ratty extensions? – WWTDD

Speaking of a plastic fiesta – Reality Tea

In other words, Adam Levine has totally fapped to the image of Blake Shelton power drilling him – Towleroad

Toni Garrn’s lips mourn their breakup with Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s cheesy peen by wearing black – Hollywood Tuna

I’m pretty sure Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio Salad are wearing the losing dresses from last night’s Project RunwayPopoholic

Do you really want to swallow something called a ramnut? – SOW

I’ve been naked less often around boyfriends than James Franco is naked around Seth Rogen. Will they fuck already? – Pajiba

The Latina Madame puppet who goes by the name Naya Rivera got all the attention she wanted – HuffPo

This is what the cast of the Gilmore Girls looks like now – The Berry

“Here, here, it belongs to you now” said Pimp Mama Kris while handing her Mother of the Century trophy to June the HuttICYDK

Jamie Dornan and his beard should never break up – Popsugar

Billy Cosby dropped out of The Late Show with David Letterman too – HuffPo

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