Open Post: Hosted By Hugh Grant And A Furry Friend

November 12, 2014 / Posted by:

All your feeds are probably covered with butt grease, so I figured you could use a palate cleanser. Here’s Hugh Grant cuddling up to a farm animal friend at the Festive Opening of the Christmas market at Gut Aiderbichl, Austria today. I know, an animal trying to nibble on Hugh Grant’s corn teef while he’s looking like he hasn’t slept or cleaned his ass in weeks is not much of a palate cleanser, but I have to take what I can get.

Since I’m a city whore and I’m dumb when it comes farm animals, I don’t know what that white ball of adorableness in Hugh’s arms is. I asked Allison and she said it was a goat, then she said it was a lamb, then she said it was a goat, then she said it was a glamb (a goat lamb hybrid). I asked one of my other friends and she said it was a lamb, then a goat, then a lamb. One photo agency said lamb, the other said goat. I’m sure one of you will scream at me, “You dumb piece of shit, it’s a CAT!” Until I know for sure what it is, I’ll just call it what I call anything whose face I can’t pinpoint. I’ll call it a Renee Zellweger.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Thank you to Pushy Broad for letting me know that it’s a goat. I don’t know if goats and sheep get along (that’s a discussion for another day), so apologies to that baby goat for mistaking it for a lamb.

Hugh and his special furry friend got so close at the Christmas market that I’m sure his spokeswhore will release this statement in a few months:

“I can confirm that Hugh Grant is the delighted father of a baby goat lamb human. He and the mother had a fleeting affair and while this was not planned, Hugh could not be happier or more supportive. He and the mother have discussed everything and are on very friendly terms.”


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