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November 11, 2014 / Posted by:

Some Like It Ice Cold: This is supposed to be Goopy Paltrow as Marilyn Monroe and leave it to Goopy Paltrow to make Lindsay Lohan’s shitty Marilyn Monroe impersonation look spot on. Goopy looks more like lazy Betty Draper cosplay – Lainey Gossip

I’m waiting for the day when we find out that Joan Rivers’ doctors trained with Conrad MurrayCelebitchy

I call bullshit (as I do with most things Kartrashian) on that purse. There’s no way Kummy Cakes and Kuntye would ever let North West paint with non-neutral colors – WWTDD

Nene Leakes is just ten gallons of humble – Reality Tea

Dark hilariousness happens when Bill Cosby asks to get meme’d – The Superficial

Keri Russell is trying to work the all-leather outfit your mom wore to the club in 1983 and yes, I’m sure your mom wore it better – Hollywood Tuna

Taylor Swift’s two-piece looks like the wallpaper inside the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland – Egotastic!

Jennifer Aniston and a giant clear doody bubble posed together in Harper’s Bazaar Drunken Stepfather

I give the overall eyebrow game on OUT’s 20th anniversary covers a B+. It would’ve gotten a solid A if there was more arch and Sharpie action – Towleroad

Miley Cyrus, the physical epitome of pure class and grace, doesn’t think Jennifer Lawrence is classy – IDLYITW

We all need to quit our jobs immediately and find a way for Sony to hire us, because it’s obvious that they spend their days smoking the good, bad and in-between shit – Pajiba

But why is Gwen Stefani wearing an accordion file as a jacket? – Popoholic

In case you needed to be reminded that dogs and babies are really weird – The Berry

Not The Mama June’s child molester boyfriend might be Pumpkin’s dad, so says Chickadee. In related news, my body needs to produce barf faster if I’m going to keep reading about that two ton shit show – Jezebel

Ginger Spice is getting married and announced it the Bellybutton Cornpatch way – ICYDK

Panty Creamer of the Day: Charlie Hunnam wiping hay out of his bare cum gutters – OMG Blog

And I’m disappointed that Pat Sajak didn’t take his wig off and swat all of them with it – Popsugar

When Taylor Swift gets Cara Delawhatever brows, she kind of looks like Jeff Spicoli’s twink younger brother – Just Jared

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