Blake NotSoLively Continued To Suck On Martha Stewart’s Ass Yesterday
A few months ago, when the self-proclaimed founder and empress of the lifestyle game Martha Stewart was asked what she thinks of Blake NotSoLively’s Anthropologie parody blog called Preserve.us, she said she hadn’t looked it. And when Martha was asked what she thinks about Blake wanting to be her, she dribbled this out:
“Let her try. I don’t mean that facetiously! I mean, it’s stupid, she could be an actress! Why would you want to be me if you could be an actress? I just did a movie yesterday, though — I can’t even tell you about it — but I want to be Blake Lively.”
Some bitches, like this bitch, took that as Martha throwing some subtle hate at the Eve Harrington to her Margo Channing and some took it as Martha throwing a compliment at the dried piece of jicama who wants to be her. Well, if Martha was shitting on Blake, then she played nice at her 3rd annual Made In America Summit in NYC yesterday. A knocked up Blake hosted a one-on-one interview with her rich blonde lifestyle goddess icon where they talked about Preserve.us. The interview was taped by doctors at the New York Sleep Institute and will be shown to patients suffering from extreme cases of insomnia. If that shit won’t put them to sleep. Nothing will.
In between talking about overpriced vintage teaspoons and chamomile ice cubes, Blake slobbered on about how Martha is the only trick she’s okay with creeping on her husband. via People
“When we met Martha, she was like, ‘I’ll ride motorcycles with you, Ryan,’ ” Lively told the audience at Stewart’s Third Annual American Made Summit event on Saturday.
“That’s the only woman that can creep up on my man and I would be okay with it.”
I bet that horny ass Martha Stewart wants to ride “motorcycles” with Ryan and now she will since Blake NotSoLively’s cool with it. So if Blake came home one day and caught Martha Stewart dropping her it’s-a-good-thing pussy game on Ryan Reynolds’ dick, she’d scream and say, “MARTHA! I made a kumquat and saffron tart this morning and once my husband’s done busting a nut up in you, can you taste it and tell me if it’s nearly as half as good as yours?”
Meanwhile, Martha’s rival Goopy Paltrow was nowhere to be seen at the Made In America Summit, because she was across the ocean hosting a much better and prestigious event called the Made In Europe Summit.
Here’s Blake showing up to and leaving Made In America yesterday.
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