Night Crumbs
The poster for Jennifer Aniston’s Oscar-baiter called Cake is out. I guess they called it “Cake,” because “Oh God Look I’m SANS FARDS And Have Fake Scars On My Face I Really Fugged Myself Up And Look Like The Possessed Ghost Of Iggy Pop’s Pepaw So Give Me That Oscar Now I’m So Brave” didn’t fit on the poster. Good call! – Lainey Gossip
British morning show queen Lorraine Kelly once again told the story about how years ago a possibly high Robert Downey Jr. greeted her Mel Gibson-style – Celebitchy
Chelsea Handler posed topless again, but this time she made the mistake of posing next to someone with a better rack than her – Drunken Stepfather
Heidi Montag fame whore’d her way back into the media by offering Amanda Bynes a place to stay, because Amanda Bynes hasn’t been through enough – The Superficial
Kristen Johnston really isn’t a fan of demure grace and ladylike elegance, I guess – Reality Tea
Robert Downey Jr. said that feminism is all make believe and either he served that up in a pastry shell made of pure sarcasm or Jezebel’s about to eat him completely alive – Pajiba
Twink chaser Dustin Lance Black and his twink Tom Daley are offering up a double date for charity and I need to know if group sex is included, because that’s my only idea of a double date – Towleroad
Kate Beckinsale’s choker looks like a string of anal beads glued onto a lasagna noodle before being spray painted gold – Hollywood Tuna
New Zealand authorities decide that Phil Rudd’s dirty deeds are still pretty dirty but not THAT dirty – WWTDD
I’ll take #1 through #29 and three tubs of b-hole numbing cream and a gallon of lube, please – The Berry
Christopher Nolan just won’t let Jessica Chastain be great – IDLYITW
It’s okay, Anne Hathaway, if I was wearing that beret, I too would have a miserable ass look on my mug – Popoholic
A hot serving of nalgas alert! – OMG Blog
Tom Hiddleston does Chris Evans good (not like that, unfortunately) – Popsugar
Khlozilla needed some attention – ICYDK
Nick Jonas’ “Get That Pink Dollar” campaign is still rolling along – Boy Culture
I didn’t know Anne Hathaway also worked at one of those maids cafes in Japan? – Just Jared
Lady CaCa looks like my paper shredder took a wet poop on her head – Moe Jackson