Lady Wearing An “I Heart Crystal Meth” T-Shirt Gets Busted For You Know Where This Is Going…

November 7, 2014 / Posted by:

Damn, Amy Poehler, what happened?!

The Smoking Gun (via Death and Taxes) says that 37-year-old (….) Deborah Asher has joined the long list of people whose t-shirt matched the crime they were busted for. Deborah and her 57-year-old acquaintance Richard Rice found themselves in handcuffs after a drug bust in Laurel County on Tuesday. The cops found 3.37 grams of meth, digital scales and Deborah’s really subtle t-shirt. This would’ve been the crystal meth trifecta if it was Crystal Metheney who got busted for crystal meth possession while wearing a crystal meth fan club t-shirt.

I’m all for using your t-shirt to tell the world about the things you love (which is why I always wear my “I Heart Dick, Weed And Bea Arthur” half shirt to the clubs), but that t-shirt (and those brows) ratted her out! That t-shirt gave her away. She should’ve tricked the cops by wearing an “I Heart Broken Pieces Of White Rock Candy” t-shirt. The cops would’ve taken a look at the baggies of meth, looked at her t-shirt and said, “Eh, nothing to see here, it’s just broken pieces of white rock candy, which she hearts” and moved right along.

And yeah it goes without saying but she totally bought that t-shirt at Toys ‘R Us.

Pic: Laurel County Sheriff Department’s Facebook

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